I'm out like...

by Mike Slone, Joe Slone, and Royce Umberger

I had a friend back in day that used to say "I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball."  We decided that this one had gotten a little overused, so we started making up our own.  This is a list of as many of them as I can come up with.

  • I'm out like an anorexic at a pie eating contest.
  • (variation) I'm out like Calista Flockheart at a pie eating contest.
  • I'm out like Sonny Bono at the winter olympics.
  • I'm out like Michael J. Fox in a Jenga tournament.
  • I'm out like Mohammed Ali in gymnastics class.
  • I'm out like R. Kelly at Girl Scout camp.
  • I'm out like Michael Jackson at infant safety classes.
  • I'm out like an emo kid at boot camp.